Sep 5th, 2008 | 2 Comments »
(4 votes, average: 2 out of 5)
Loading ...By: IamRob
Illustrations: Ken
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers or bakers, or candlestick makers. A rapist or a dancer…or die early […]
Original post: Ferguson’s Down Syndrome Adventures: His Missing Blue Crayon
Sep 4th, 2008 | 6 Comments »
(8 votes, average: 2.5 out of 5) Loading ...Last night, at around midnight, I decided to go to the bank. This is not unusual for me considering I have multiple banks accounts for multiple purposes. If I had […]
Original post: Crazy Woman Stabs Tire; Results Not as Planned
Aug 5th, 2008 | 29 Comments »
(18 votes, average: 3.06 out of 5) Loading ...I was at a business meeting Monday, sitting in a room full of rich executives, fiddling with what the department store clerk called ‘my new power suit,’ casually sipping a […]
Original post: How To Escape Public Humiliation
Jul 28th, 2008 | 33 Comments »
(23 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5) Loading ...They called me on a Saturday.
“Please come and get her,” they said, “Please. There’s no one else.”
I turned to my husband. “Absolutely not,” he said.
But when they opened up the […]
Original post: Self Imposed Insomnia
Jul 15th, 2008 | 74 Comments »
(20 votes, average: 2.6 out of 5) Loading ...A couple of days ago, I went to check my mail and recieved this nice letter from West Valley Child Crisis Center. (Click the image if you want to see […]
Original post: Letter From West Valley Child Crisis Center
Jun 19th, 2008 | 54 Comments »
(26 votes, average: 2.27 out of 5) Loading ...By: BC Woods
I was twenty-one and barely a man when the horror came. It has stuck with me to this day, a dark spirit that looms over my shoulder whenever […]
Original post: The Worst of All Possible Vaginas
Jun 4th, 2008 | 16 Comments »
(15 votes, average: 2.73 out of 5) Loading ...When I bitched about the current GIMMEE culture, I realize I never offered a solution to the problem. Instead, I merely insisted that gift giving traditions, in their current forms, […]
Original post: More Gift Giving and the Last Psychiatrist
May 28th, 2008 | 43 Comments »
(20 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ...The invitation read:
Hey everyone! Jacob is turning 4! So let’s break out the crabby patties and have a party!
Where: [deleted]
When: [deleted]
Please RSVP: [deleted]
Gift ideas include: Construction toys, dinosaurs, and toy […]
Original post: A Modern Day Convenience? Or Raping Your Friends for Fun and Profit? Examining the Intricacies of Gift Registries and Amazon Wish Lists
May 26th, 2008 | 3 Comments »
(12 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...Gay Hairdresser: It’s so cool that you’re willing to try new things with your hair. Most people hate change.
V: I’m just so bored with myself. And I figured I could […]
Original post: Developing a Personality
May 21st, 2008 | 57 Comments »
(20 votes, average: 3.2 out of 5) Loading ...By: BC Woods
We live in an era where the decision to have a child is considered by many to be of less importance than the decision to get married. Given […]
Original post: How to Save the World from Idiocracy